Hey Its the Holiday Season!
While this isn't a very religious post, it sure is fun to reminisce!
My son sent me a link:
While this isn't a very religious post, it sure is fun to reminisce!
My son sent me a link:
http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/toys.php
It is about the dangerous toys that I grew up with. So here we go, down the lane of misbegotten memories:
Here is my reply to him and some not so good fatherly advice!?!
Hope you can find some Lawn Darts at a garage sale so Dillon can enjoy the fruits of throwing them over the roof (Yup, dear ole dad did that one back in Marietta, Ohio when he was younger.) We also threw footballs, GI Joe (with parachutes), baseballs, softballs etc. over the roof. Mom would catch us when we hit the roof and she heard the thump!
I had an action figure (boys played with toy soldiers or action figures then) and I put a parachute on him and tossed him off the roof one day. It actually worked!
That was fun,so we had to, you guessed it, go higher. So up the t.v. antennae we went. Or I went. That antenna got me in a lot of trouble. Make sure you install an antenna beside your house, not for t.v. (we have cable now) but so Dillon can get on the roof easier!
Then there was the chemistry set. Oh my! Not like today's lame ones. Give me a break! I made gunpowder with my set. Not foaming baking soda!
I wore an actual radium dial watch for a while. Wish I still had it. I wonder if I ate off the radioactive fostoria plates in the 70's? They are more radioactive than samples in the lab (only if the paint chipped off).
I had toy guns that launched projectiles galore. None went down any one's throats, though there were a few bullies I think I would have tried, if I had been thinking of it (and not running a lot).
I remember a friend, who decided to put calcium carbide in a pop bottle (look it up) add water to the bottle, attach a balloon to the bottle and fill it with the acetylene gas that was produced. Of course,when ignited, it made a satisfactory whooshing sound. It ended though when he (like us all) decided that bigger is better and it prematurely went off and burned him (not too bad, I think).
Then there was the event of the chewing tobacco. Red Pouch I think. At least I was smart enough to say -no thanks-(thanks to my brother's experience) and I still grin at the green faces of my friends.
I laid in the back window of the car as we drove out to Uncle John's house. Oh no! No air bagged car seat! No helmet! No tooth protector! No safety device!! And no ticket for parents either!
How did I survive? Maybe dad wasn't an idiot driver? Who knows? Angels working overtime?
Tree climbing, riding bikes down stairs, sledding over ice packed ramps and across streets, jumping out of haylofts of barns, swinging on grape vines, playing football(tackle) without any padding, driving dad's tractor as fast as it would go up the highway, and also his car on the country ridge. (I think I put it up on two wheels on a turn one day.)
I took chemistry, biology, anatomy, organic chem, and am still alive.
I experimented with gravitational fields by falling out of trees, over handle bars of bikes (onto a graveled road, nice chest dive there!), trying to do flips off of the high dive (ouch! that hurt!) catching baseballs with body parts not meant to (eyes, etc.)
Concussions, pneumonia, burns, pokes,falls, trips, battery acid, countless bike wrecks, sports injuries, you name, I almost did it.
How did I grow up? I don't know!
Love Dad
My parents let me play, on my own. There were no "play dates". I escaped house from the house in the morning and only returned when hungry or a) if hurt b) it was time to come in.
Parents were not "helicopters" hovering over everything I did.
Like one wise woman said once to me, "We raise corn, and rear children." and so did my parents.
Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. Honor your father and mother (which is the first commandment with a promise), so that it may be well with you, and that you may live long on the earth. And fathers, do not provoke your children to wrath, but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord. (Ephesians 6:1-4)
Children, obey your parents in all things, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord. (Colossians 3:20)
As a child, when I was disobedient, the part about fathers and wrath was nice to know, as a dad, Colossians 3:20 is nice to know.
Actually, following the scripture makes for a good life. Despite toy dangers!
It is about the dangerous toys that I grew up with. So here we go, down the lane of misbegotten memories:
Here is my reply to him and some not so good fatherly advice!?!
Hope you can find some Lawn Darts at a garage sale so Dillon can enjoy the fruits of throwing them over the roof (Yup, dear ole dad did that one back in Marietta, Ohio when he was younger.) We also threw footballs, GI Joe (with parachutes), baseballs, softballs etc. over the roof. Mom would catch us when we hit the roof and she heard the thump!
I had an action figure (boys played with toy soldiers or action figures then) and I put a parachute on him and tossed him off the roof one day. It actually worked!
That was fun,so we had to, you guessed it, go higher. So up the t.v. antennae we went. Or I went. That antenna got me in a lot of trouble. Make sure you install an antenna beside your house, not for t.v. (we have cable now) but so Dillon can get on the roof easier!
Then there was the chemistry set. Oh my! Not like today's lame ones. Give me a break! I made gunpowder with my set. Not foaming baking soda!
I wore an actual radium dial watch for a while. Wish I still had it. I wonder if I ate off the radioactive fostoria plates in the 70's? They are more radioactive than samples in the lab (only if the paint chipped off).
I had toy guns that launched projectiles galore. None went down any one's throats, though there were a few bullies I think I would have tried, if I had been thinking of it (and not running a lot).
I remember a friend, who decided to put calcium carbide in a pop bottle (look it up) add water to the bottle, attach a balloon to the bottle and fill it with the acetylene gas that was produced. Of course,when ignited, it made a satisfactory whooshing sound. It ended though when he (like us all) decided that bigger is better and it prematurely went off and burned him (not too bad, I think).
Then there was the event of the chewing tobacco. Red Pouch I think. At least I was smart enough to say -no thanks-(thanks to my brother's experience) and I still grin at the green faces of my friends.
I laid in the back window of the car as we drove out to Uncle John's house. Oh no! No air bagged car seat! No helmet! No tooth protector! No safety device!! And no ticket for parents either!
How did I survive? Maybe dad wasn't an idiot driver? Who knows? Angels working overtime?
Tree climbing, riding bikes down stairs, sledding over ice packed ramps and across streets, jumping out of haylofts of barns, swinging on grape vines, playing football(tackle) without any padding, driving dad's tractor as fast as it would go up the highway, and also his car on the country ridge. (I think I put it up on two wheels on a turn one day.)
I took chemistry, biology, anatomy, organic chem, and am still alive.
I experimented with gravitational fields by falling out of trees, over handle bars of bikes (onto a graveled road, nice chest dive there!), trying to do flips off of the high dive (ouch! that hurt!) catching baseballs with body parts not meant to (eyes, etc.)
Concussions, pneumonia, burns, pokes,falls, trips, battery acid, countless bike wrecks, sports injuries, you name, I almost did it.
How did I grow up? I don't know!
Love Dad
My parents let me play, on my own. There were no "play dates". I escaped house from the house in the morning and only returned when hungry or a) if hurt b) it was time to come in.
Parents were not "helicopters" hovering over everything I did.
Like one wise woman said once to me, "We raise corn, and rear children." and so did my parents.
Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. Honor your father and mother (which is the first commandment with a promise), so that it may be well with you, and that you may live long on the earth. And fathers, do not provoke your children to wrath, but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord. (Ephesians 6:1-4)
Children, obey your parents in all things, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord. (Colossians 3:20)
As a child, when I was disobedient, the part about fathers and wrath was nice to know, as a dad, Colossians 3:20 is nice to know.
Actually, following the scripture makes for a good life. Despite toy dangers!